The Absurd Fables

I have a tradition of Fable Friday. I’m not necessarily writing a fable every Friday but if I write a fable, I’ll post it on Friday.
The crazy family of Granny Kianga and the narrator is a lot of fun to write as I unleash my creativity completely in these absurb fables. They are whimsical. They are funny. They always have a moral (a twofold moral)!

Summoning Chicken – An Absurd Fable In Which All Is Almost Lost To The Stomach Of A Man

Knock On Wood – An Absurd Fable In Which Luck Is Not Proper Reciprocation For Getting Hit

Bursting Glasses – An Absurd Fable In Which Creativity Bends The World Out Of Shape

Crafting Curtains – An Absurd Fable In Which Strands Of Fabric Rekindles Old Flames

Crop Circles – An Absurd Fable In Which Thumb-Sized Aliens Conquer The Earth

Forbidden Soup – An Absurd Fable In Which Veggies Should Definitely Remain Unharmed

Living Nightmares – An Absurd Fable In Which Payback Is A Witch Voodoo Priestess

Napping Fridge – An Absurd Fable In Which Even Kitchen Appliances Need Their Beauty Sleep

Cheeky Violin – An Absurd Fable In Which Bowed String Instruments Prove People Wrong

Cabbage Baby – An Absurd Fable In Which Everything Finally Makes Sense

Tantrum Drought – An Absurd Fable In Which Water Can’t Suffer The Tears Of A Child

Against All Odds – An Absurd Fable In Which the Lesser of Two Evils Is the One You Can Beat with a Stick